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yea, i’m not gonna deal with this now, i will watch ohshc and be happy that’s what i’m gonna do

Posted 25 minutes ago on Sep 02, 2014 with 78,496 notes - Reblog
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rosetyleres:

Hearts are breakable. And I think even when you heal, you’re never what you were before.

Posted 27 minutes ago on Sep 02, 2014 with 376 notes - Reblog
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Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

Posted 29 minutes ago on Sep 02, 2014 with 79,961 notes - Reblog
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GOD i am so annoyed by that stupid hate and ship war tid triggers EVERY single time, this is why i am GLAD that that series is over ugh

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

Posted 35 minutes ago on Sep 02, 2014 with 356,745 notes - Reblog
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cooldadweekend:

I’m screaming it’s so cute

Posted 2 hours ago on Sep 01, 2014 with 142,448 notes - Reblog
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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

Posted 2 hours ago on Sep 01, 2014 with 132,908 notes - Reblog
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italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials
xcuse yew
Posted 2 hours ago on Sep 01, 2014 with 85,024 notes - Reblog
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